One of those small black spiders you find in the basement of your house or in the bathrooms. Theyre small one day, then giant the next. you can wash them down the drain, but they crawl back up. they also seem to multiply.

guy one "Holy crap did u see that?!"
guy two "HMM? oh, thats just a hoolio"
guy one "a what?"
guy two "a hoolio"
guy one "what's a hoolio?"
guy two "a spider"

Hoolio by flyboy675 April 19, 2009

Hoolio

some kid o bothers me and i dont even know why he rights about me. He apparently has no life. And i almost feel sorry for him. no i don't

Hoolio by he knows August 7, 2003

coolio hoolio

coolio hoolio is a term coined by spanish backpackers which roughly translates to "cool"

dude 1 : hey would it be coolio hoolio if i fondled with your sisters jugs?
dude 2: keep dreaming fuck boi

coolio hoolio by bluewaffelmuncher April 16, 2015

Hoolicar

An act of juvenile deliquency, financed by a ring leader known as a "Squard", that involves disrupting the orderly flow of automobile traffic by means such as:

1. Tossing water balloons or snowballs at oncoming vehicles.
2. Mooning.
3. Staging of fake fights on the roadside.
4. Placement of wooden or metal barriers to divert traffic.

An evening of Hoolicar generally concludes with a high adrenaline "Run from the Po-lice".

We were playing Hoolicar the other night and the cops were chasing me, so I hid behind a tree.

You guys wanna just sit here and play Space Invaders, or should we go out and play some Hoolicar?

I'm gonna ride my bike down to Alco and get some water balloons for Hoolicar.

Hoolicar by texshrader March 28, 2010

Hofolio

Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.

"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."

Hofolio by Angstd May 16, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026