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Honey Glaze 

The act of having sex with a woman or man who has a bad spray tan where the spray tan, in all the activity, rubs off on your partner and "glazing" him/her.
Man: Excuse me sir but I couldn't help but notice your uneven spray tan..

Guy: Oh me? Why thank you, but its not a spray tan, it's just a honey glaze!

Man: Oh goodness, I remember my first honey glaze, sorry, have a nice day!
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Team Honey Glaze 

The little bit of nut that oozes out when your super turned on once you have had this happen to you, you become apsrt of team honey glazed
When a baddie rubbs her ass aginst your meat and feel that wet part in your draws your probably honey glazed and are now a member of team honey glaze

Honey Glazed Ham 

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Honey-glazer 

A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
Honey-glazer by J4j April 11, 2013

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

honey glazed 

A person who is mentally dead lacks true knowledge of self and kind.
Man kash these people don't realize they honey glazed and chattel property of the corporation.
honey glazed by 9th Scientist July 14, 2014

Honey Glazed Ham 

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.
Honey Glazed Ham by Hade5079 November 10, 2010