home bird

A female who you are going out with but you do not wish to be seen in public with.

I want to go to the cinema but the only person free is my "home bird" so that plan is out the window.

home bird by nottolongleft September 23, 2010

bird home

Compared to a bird house, is much more comfortable for birds.

A bird house is not the same as a bird home.

bird home by Gilligan156 October 22, 2006