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holiday tree 

A pine tree that is either plastic or real, in which people decorate for christmas. But the people who sell them call them holiday trees instead of christmas trees, because they didnt want to offend anyone, except people who celebreate christmas. So it won't offend anyone who doesnt celebrate christmas even though it offends everyone who celebrates christmas. Who ever came up with this idea of calling it a holiday tree should get a punch in the face and a CHRISTMAS TREE UP THE ASS.
Holiday tree MY ASS, it's called a christmas tree you dumb fucks.
holiday tree by The Legend of Zelda December 21, 2004
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holiday tree 

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.
Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?
holiday tree by jff362 April 23, 2007

Holiday Tree 

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?
Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O
Holiday Tree by Neezy December 28, 2005

Holiday Tree 

Name used to call trees a city, state, federal or corporate office puts up during the holiday season where several holidays and traditions take place. Ornaments will usually represent several of the holidays that are celebrated in the community.
Created as an alternative to a Christmas Tree where only Christian traditions prevail in a community where Christianity is not law or establishment.

Usually loathed by Christians that take it as being unnecessary. They somehow believe the United States is a Christian nation. They are usually the same religious bunch that take offense to other religions being publicly displayed by government or corporate entities.
The new holiday tree at city hall is the tallest ever.
Holiday Tree by Checkah December 3, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026