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Hobo Johnson 

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
Hobo Johnson by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

hobo johnson 

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
hobo johnson by The Beegees June 21, 2003

Hobo Johnson 

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
Hobo Johnson by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Hobo Johnson 

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth
do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone
Hobo Johnson by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026