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Hobo Johnson 

The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
Hobo Johnson by Mz Ann Thropik January 30, 2020

hobo johnson 

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
hobo johnson by The Beegees June 21, 2003

Hobo Johnson 

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
Hobo Johnson by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Hobo Johnson 

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth
do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone
Hobo Johnson by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026