hobble gobbler 

One who takes the head of a fish and shoves it up their ass and screams the word nigger baby at the top of their lungs.

yesterday I hobble gobblered at the top of my lungs.

hobble gobbler by DTS57 July 1, 2011

Hobble Gobble Swobble 

The act of crushing up any medication up into a line snorting it up and licking it off your face getting all sorts of f*cked eppppp!!!!!

pain killers muscle relaxers and adderall uppers downers anything you can get your greedy little hands on to Hobble Gobble Swobble

Hobble Gobble Swobble by Junkie Stunter August 16, 2012

gobble hobble 

when your'e late for work but your'e getting a blowjob so you hobble while she gobbles to get your clothes on

goddammit .watermelondrea wouldnt stop gobble hobbling me this morning

teacher: why are you late?
you: my girlfriend gave me a gobble hobble this morning sorry:(

gobble hobble by BARBECUESAUCEONMYTITTIES April 24, 2018

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

Gobble and Hobble by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Beyond confused. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines. The feeling of pure discombobulatation you get when someone says something so incredibly moronic that it makes you reconsider freedom of speech as a human right, and forces you to wonder whether they were struck by a falling coconut while you weren’t looking. The unadulterated bewilderment you experience when someone’s life has gone so devastatingly wrong, and they are so psychologically disturbed that they believe that you can wear ankle socks with trousers and not look like a complete cretin. Baffled

Person 1: Did you take the BDSM test?
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled as to how I got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021

Hobblegobbled

Completely and utterly perplexed. Confused beyond reason. Hornswaggled to the point of migraines and to the brink of psychological ruin. The feeling of pure discombobulation you experience when someone has the unmitigated audacity to say something so divinely and unequivocally moronic that it forces you to reconsider freedom of speech as a human right. The feeling of outright bewilderment when you’re subjected to when some miscreant has the unmitigated audacity to even suggest that wearing ankle socks and trousers is in any way acceptable; Baffled.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the BDSM test??
Person 2: Yeah, and I’m absolutely hobblegobbled that I somehow got 92% pet.

Hobblegobbled by Enzo Di Angelo November 8, 2021