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A contraction of the common phrase ‘hold on’. Commonly used by gamers and screeners alike.
“Hoan, I gotta find where my fucking professor put this assignment up.”
Hoan by monkey flatbread February 7, 2023
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Is Hoan a feeling? A place? A person? We may never know.
Girl #1: Does anyone know what a Hoan is yet?
Girl #2: Nope
Hoan by The Herp of All Derps July 10, 2016
Asian wannabe K-pop star who is too much of a wuss to ask a girl and can be considered white trash, Single, Never can get a girlfriend, breaks peoples heart, lives with his parents until he dies and is VERY Dumb IQ is -Infinity. Has hair like a rat and is hiding boners with jackets.
Her: I love you
Him: ...ok
Her: Your such a Hoan
Him: HELL YEAH
Hoan by TheLegend069 February 16, 2017
You: You see bros new chick? She look like a man!
Me: Chill bro, why you going HOAN!
HOAN by HOANY December 30, 2022
The best YouTuber on the planet
“That guy is a hoan”
Hoan by EpikDude2000 March 11, 2023

Hoang Mai 

Hoang Mai is a beautiful and pretty Asian boy. He is known as the human calculator. You need a Hoang Mai in your life. He does essays for free and even your homework. Hoang Mai is the guy to ask for help when you're failing a class.
"Hoang Mai is so smart and pretty"
Hoang Mai by Danny Le. December 12, 2019
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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