Hooker Hikers

extremely high heeled women's shoes

Dang, these Hooker Hikers are killing my feet but they sure look hot!

by spielhorst May 30, 2010

hiker's vitamins

Ibuprofen or a similar pain reliever.

Man, my shoulders hurt. I need to take some hiker's vitamins when we get to our next camp.

by brttrssll June 24, 2008

Dick Hiker

A woman who fucks her way up the corporate ladder.

Person 1: "Man, how did Jane get promoted to head of Accounting?"

Person 2: "Because she's a Dick Hiker!"

by TheRealB-rad December 1, 2009

Kamikaze Hiker

Kamikazi Hiker: a Hiker who is totally committed to speed, with no regard for safety.

Hiker 1: Did you see Houdini slip on the rock at the stream crossing? He didn't slow down at all, did a complete flip, and landed on his head

Hiker 2: He's a Kamikaze Hiker. He's got no regards for safety.

by Moblspank October 1, 2023

bitch hiker

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

by Yanev August 29, 2005

Poop Hiker

When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker

Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker

by Teddy butt October 19, 2016

Mexican hiker

An illegal immigrant crossing into the US from Mexico.

Billy Joe Cleetus shot a bunch of Mexican hikers that were trespassing on his ranch by the border.

by Triple Double April 6, 2013