A reptile or amphibian, derived from "herpetology."
As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
As usual, complete idiots come on to Urban Dictionary and make misspell their STD's.
by Kenthar January 9, 2004
:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.
by willismagee August 29, 2007
Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.
Adjective: Herping
Female who spreads herpes while all coked up and drunk
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.
Adjective: Herping
Female who spreads herpes while all coked up and drunk
Example:
Noun:
Watch out for that herps in the club spinning those lights.
Adjective:
Avoid that girl cus she looks like she's ready to do some herping.
Noun:
Watch out for that herps in the club spinning those lights.
Adjective:
Avoid that girl cus she looks like she's ready to do some herping.
by Skull5 April 16, 2019
by clrlt808 April 19, 2003
by big bear February 25, 2005
A possibly more appealing name to the company AIG, which so effectively fucked people over, much like the disease.
Bob: Man, herpes is costing me a lot of dough!
John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?
Bob: A little bit of both actually.
John: Is that because you're inflamed or because you invested with them?
Bob: A little bit of both actually.
by BigDongJuan March 27, 2009
Another word for reptiles or amphibians, so you don't have to say that large phrase. Listen, which is easier?
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."
MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of reptiles and amphibians down there."
"Man, let's go to florida, there's a ton of herps down there."
MUCH easier. Although some illiterates and dyslexics think that "herps" is another word for "herpes", it isn't. Singularly, herp. Derived from the greek word that means "things that crawl."
by Alexander Girard August 30, 2005