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here for a good time not a long time 

Creepy guys put this on tinder to to indicate that all they want is a free whore and they don't want to take a woman on dates or do anything nice for her they just want to use her like she's in a porn film.
Duuur I'm bald and a hambeast but Tinder rules state if I come on here I can get a free whore. I'm going to put "Here for a good time not a long time" in my bio. Huyuk!
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I’m here for a good time not a long time 

Commonly seen on Tinder bios (as well as other dating apps) to denote that the user is not looking for anything serious (I.e. a relationship). Instead, they are looking for a casual fling/hook up/just sex.
*opens tinder*
“Yo dude, her bio says,’ I’m here for a good time not a long time!’ You know what that’s means!”
*Swipes right*

Short definition: just looking for sex

I'm here for a good time not a long time 

A cringeworthy phrase commonly used by members of Generation Z, most frequently VSCO girls or Instagram models, as an excuse for acting irresponsibly. While the message is there in promoting living in the moment, the saying has been twisted by Gen Z to fit their agenda
VSCO girl 1: Omg I literally went through 3 Juul pods yesterday, I'm such a f*cking fiend
VSCO girl 2: *bangs Hydroflask* That doesn't even matter, like it's just water vapor. I'm here for a good time not a long time

I'm here for a good time, not a long time 

Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
Them: Are you sure you wanna go skydiving?
Me: I'm here for a good time, not a long time, YEET!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026