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Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.
Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

Jeff Hanneman

One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.
Woah jeff hanneman has alot of talent
Jeff Hanneman by M3tal H3ad August 30, 2008

hanneman 

A formidable family of highly intelligent, incredibly good looking, and generous people. The Hannemans are skilled at all crafts, especially digging. The first vowel 'A' typically designates the personality type.
Those Hannemans are damn good at every damn thing!
hanneman by dallasvialondon April 19, 2018

heinemann 

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him
That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids
heinemann by fukniglets September 13, 2017
Hennegan: (noun: person)
A socially awkward woman who repeatedly uses trite language such as “cheers .” An attention seeking whore who employs toxic positivity to mask her passive aggressive, spiteful, manipulative, micromanaging, controlling behaviors.

Physical characteristics include a GIANT forehead, stringy hair, constant resting bitch face, a reddish-orange complexion, and she may be wearing a T-shirt with slacks.

Comorbid conditions:
Narcissism
Learning difficulties
Unknown syndrome-like facial anomaly
Person 1: Being positive is my favorite! Cheers!

Person 2: Knock it off with the hennegan bullshit!
hennegan by Teach2impress August 9, 2023

Hayden Hennman 

The most chubby clout demon of them all, eats everything in sight, threats to jump people while being fake causing him to then be jumped, also jealous of The Ginge for being better than him