hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

by TheWiseMemeCaster February 20, 2015

Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

by Guffmeister November 28, 2011

hench lad

An absolute top of the hierarchy mad lad. Usually their names are Declan Carey and they do always have a large penis. If you want to be a Hench Lad you cannot just become a Hench Lad as the Hench Ladness chooses you.

Oh look it’s a Hench Lad. I bet he has a body count of 160803.

by VerySexyHenchLad February 6, 2020

Hench As Fuck

a man who is extremely hench.
and fuckin buff.
you just wanna make love to him hes such a babe.

"Fuck me, he is hench as FUCK!"
"I just want a hench as fuck man in my life."

by tinkabizzle October 11, 2007

Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 2, 2011

Bare Henching

To steal one's orange juice in the morning. Usually performed whilst being hungover.

Ben, I have been Bare Henching all the orange juice, hanging out my arse!

by fiftybore February 20, 2011

stealth hench

being ripped from working out in the gym, but nobody can tell because you have to many tattoos

Guy 1 : Jim's as skinny as a twig
Guy 2 : No way hes stealth hench

by billsmut September 1, 2014