What one says when they need a beer.
Anyone need any help?
I need help.
by Floyd kid September 22, 2010
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Its what your face needs
Guy 1: Why do you say I need help?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Cus' your face needs help!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
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What I need.

Desperately.
SOMEONE PAY FOR MY THERAPY
Person 1: Are you okay?
Me: No. I need therapy. I need help.

Person 1: Oh. Fun! Let's carpool.
by Trissssssss April 13, 2021
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A term used by X~X in the online war game lords mobile to initiate a sequence of events in which warriors from the FU family do all the hard work they are unable to do allowing them an easy ending with false glory. Only proving Morgan’s, Matt’s and Rags correct and one lilpshcyo with an HR mess.
Oh look X~X need “help” again.

What’s the bet the solo end before our rally.
by EmuInAPickle January 7, 2023
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This is a sign that you are not ok. Go get some help.
You are mentally unstable or have a Shrek addiction, get some help
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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