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heij by shigeiro March 8, 2022

Heijah 

A sweet friend who is loyal and makes a great companion. They would become a great girlfriend / boyfriend or even soul mate. They are insecure and shy around new people, and often nervous and (or) flirty around the person they have feelings for.

Your so sweet, you should've been named Heijah.

Heijah by The name of a person June 3, 2017

heijinged 

You have been downsized and down trodden because the wiggly jigglies you have been making are now outsourced to China.

Hey Joe, how come, you in Starbucks at this hour. Cute new barista?

Nah, my company was heijinged. Our wiggly jigglies are now made in China!

heijinged by Mayuura December 2, 2007

Heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual 

A term used in online communities to humorously describe someone with a chaotic and unpredictable sexual orientation, often so complex and unique, it challenges all known categories and concepts. It is typically used in jest based on the nonsensical and unreadable nature of the word.

Friend 1: "Man, I have tried every label under the sun, but nothing seems to accurately describe my sexual orientation."

Friend 2: "Sounds like you might be heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual, mate. Just too unique to be categorized."

Heijskjssoojdjofjdaojsexual by HappyCleaner82 October 24, 2023

Albert Heijn 

The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.

Well fuck me right in the asshole or let's go to Albert Heijn, aint no choice there bubba!

Albert Heijn by Diffa August 21, 2017

heijden 

a person that is smart, talkative, she doesn't know what she is doing and makes very scientific jokes that no one literally understands but just laughs so she won't feel NOT FUNNY.

heijden: yo i got a joke.
you: wassup bro
heijden: What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
you: idk bro what is it
heijden: Na HAHAHAHA
you: haha (wtf are they talking abt)

heijden by lunaisbetterthanu January 27, 2022