Heem

A creature related to some sort of feline species who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in almost everyway known: a hopeless social retard.

Man, Heem has a brain the size of Nick's prick! What a fucking retard!

by Town Guy December 8, 2009

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

Heem

Another Word For Homosexual Most Commonly Used On the West-Coast To Define One's Self or Another Person.

Yes I Understand Im Heem Marshall

by CtrlAltElite04 August 28, 2019

Heem

a\The act of ejaculation.

Wow dude I just striaght heemed on that real quick!
It's all about that heem team 2013!

by Heem Papi February 1, 2015

Heem

A fond greeting and expression used between brothers and friends.

Heem! I haven't seen you for quite awhile.

by Heeem May 1, 2022

heem sleepy

Ghetto talk for "he is unconscious". Mostly said by imageboard users and crackheads.

Oooh, heem sleepy!

by AcneAndAnthrax November 30, 2014

He's heem

The total package, a man that's just fly , his own fly can't be duplicated.

Woman sees a flyy ass guy with a bust down grill and Band-Aids wadded in his jeans "Yesss, He's Heem".

by queen Q March 18, 2019