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headies shop 

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Where one goes to buy "tobacco pipes" i.e. bowls and "water pipes" i.e. bongs. Also available for purchase are a variety of other smoking accessories, such as rolling paper, vaporizers, and an assortment of odd smoking devices. One must be 18 to enter such a glorious establishment.
Dude, I have a ton of weed; let's go to the headies shop and pick up a bowl to smoke it out of!

headies sex 

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As on the classic marijuana scale, sex that is decidedly The BEST.
01:30 +1: I'm positive, otherwise you need some stronger sex =)
01:31 n: i guess so. some of that headies sex?
01:32 +1: Just like that headies sex bathing in hash oil
01:35 +1: Just fucked up to the point you're effectively paralyzed, can't get up or do nothing =)

for reference
Marijuana Hierarchy:
1) Headies
2) Beasters
3) Mids
4) Schwag
headies sex by pais August 21, 2009

headies

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A type of cannabis typically referring to the c. sativa strain, headies are the royalty of cannabis. As opposed to the lower body high of beasters (typically c. indica), headies provide a heady high (as the name would suggest), allowing for more physical function under the influence. Most low grade cannabis does not provide the same kind of lightness of being that headies create. Thus, headies are preferred among cannabis connoisseurs everywhere. Smoking too much of the headies will probably result in a loss of brain cells and increase your usage of phrases such as "the other day," and "this one time." Then again, who really gives a shit if you can function?
I got some dank headies the other day, I was high for like 5 hours!
headies by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008

Headies

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High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.
Dank is good but headies is better!
Headies by Chris July 22, 2003

headies

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Headies are a non commercial or less commercial , high grade type of Marijuana... a grade up from beasters and two grades up from mids or outdoor mass grown budz or (shwag)... the quality of these buds cannot be beat... easly distinguished by there extremely potent scent. Headies cannot be confused with other buds they look like the pot out of high times magizine and gaurinteed to fuck you up
These headies are soo much better than those beasters you have
headies by Kdiddy April 19, 2006

ipes headies 

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an abbreviation (abbrevs, if you will) for ipod headphones
"shit, i forgot my ipes headies at home"
ipes headies by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005
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