An intoxicated person whose head has apparently become attracted to metal objects. Characteristics of a magnet head include stumbling into and/or leaning towards roller shutters, parked cars, lampposts or any other metal objects within a five to ten foot radius, usually leading with the head or face. Magnet heads are most commonly found alone, roaming the streets late at night having been abandoned by friends or ejected from a party.
Oh my God, we gotta get this magnet head out of here, he's gonna face plant into our fridge.
Keep an eye on this magnet head in front of us lads, there's a load of parked cars coming up!
Holy crap, that magnet head just fell down onto those train tracks!
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).