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he'in and he'in 

When two dudes are together romantically but without letting anyone know that they are together.
Those two guys are a little too close, I think they might be he'in and he'in.

I thought the gay bar would be a fun experience but it was too much he'in and he'in for me.
he'in and he'in by TheChief77 April 20, 2017
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Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.
Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

and then he poked me in the eye 

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.
*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone 

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06> 

<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>
<25x06>Widen Your Vermillion Board In Front Of Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles And He Will Kill You <25x06>

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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