Friend #1: "Hey bro, did you hear
what I did over
the weekend?"
Friend #2: "No bro, what happened?"
Friend #1: "I pulled a Kentucky semi truck on her at a party!"
Friend #2: "Damn, you're lucky!"
Friend #1: "Yea, I'm
going to jail because I actually killed her but it was totally worth it!"
Friend #2: "K m8"