has the Worms 

Subjective, obsessive,negative jealous thoughts, visuals, questions, usually centered around your girl or ex-girl's past partners or could-be sexual partners. Often occuring during all hours and causing depression/brink insanity in the male. Once the worms have they're hook set they're damn near impossible to get rid of. Symptoms include ...asking those tmi questions that drive your partners crazy about past partners (size, positions, where they did it)- You NEED to know type. Constantly on the eye for 'Him' or 'Her' around and, when seeing them, visual movie theater sex scene with your partner causing damn near dementia. Once a name has been 'wormed' hearing it or seeing it printed causes a negative, emotional rage that can grow with new facts or 'worm roids'

'Damn, Meg, my bf is driving me insane!' 'He has the worms for my ex's! Everytime I talk dirty to him He keeps pryin' to know if I said the same thing to him when we fucked! Really drags me down.'

"_And it was only Fantasy, The Wall was too high, as you can see, however he tried he could not break free, and the WORMS ate into his Brain_" pink floyd The Wall

has the Worms by Dr.Boomstik March 2, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012