Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!
They are gonna do a Harltepool
by nim May 27, 2004
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beaten in the play offs 4 times in 5 seasons and also attained only theyre 3rd promotion ever. next to rochdale they are the leagues most success deprived team...
darlo got to wembley and hartlepuddle and its toxic wast and smackrat-peadophilic residents didnt...

WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU BOYS WERE CATCHIN UP FAST!
by southerner in the north July 29, 2004
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