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Harry C is long. so long in fact that his legnth cannot be defined in words. only one word will even come close to his tallness, the scientific name for Titin. Scientists are right now trying to define his length but every explanation seems to end in a paradox. as off now we all obey Harry. no one challenge his length. all hail Harry C....
Woowza that train is sure long! Yes it is very Harry C! You do not say that word.... What.. why? Too late... he is coming for you.. *stomp *stomp *STOMP. no.. NO not now, not me! *reaches down hand *yeets that bish into space
harry c by de mean April 30, 2019

Harry Chapin 

A wrongfully overlooked singer/songwriter of the 1960s-1980s. His songs always told stories making him one of the best story tellers of all time. He gave over half of the money he'd make to charities living by the philosophy "I play one night for myself and one night for the other guy." He started an organization called World Hunger Year to help stop people from starving. He didn't have a particularly great singing voice but the songs he sang more than made up for it.
Now if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth well I wonder what would happen to this world. -- Harry Chapin
Harry Chapin by Ben January 18, 2005

Harry clay 

To masturbate and cry at the same time Often using tears as lube normally over a female friend/coworker That u will never have sex with
Damn I Harry clay’d over Emily last night I will never get to have sex with her But at least facebook is free and she has lots of pictures

What I wouldn't give to enter a bathroom after she had violated it!
Harry clay by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

Harry clay 

To masturbate wile crying, often using your own tears as lubricant, and more than likely whilst viewing the Facebook profile picture of a coworker you have no chance of getting with
Damn I did a Harry clay last night, It makes me feel so pathetic but at least the lube is free

That guys a real creep you just know he does a Harry clay every night
Harry clay by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

Harry Christopher George Lewis 

The legend Who invented the word 'fatneek'
Harry Christopher George Lewis is the only guy who KSI has fucked up and got kicked in his ass by.

Harry Carlton 

A shit hole.
A 'Well built' School that floods when it rains.
Falls when its windy.
And roasts when its hot.
The walls fall through.
The corridors are to small.
The lights get smashed.
And the headting dosent work.
The Head is a twat.
And the deputys need to take over.
Staff are idiots who cant teach.
And The students are the only good thing.
Harry carlton school.

Which is only 6 years old and is already in tatters