When someone explosively shits all over the toilet, tank, and wall of the office restroom, then stands suspiciously with their back to the wall in an effort to conceal soiled garments.
Bro, I don’t know who pulled a Hardykin, but we’re gonna need a HazMat crew decontaminate the men’s room. And probably the ladies room too.
by Patches O’Houlihan December 10, 2024