hard on

Erect penis; see: boner

Long Dong Silver could never get a real hard on, because his penis was so long.

by Jorge December 6, 2002

Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

Hard

Life.

Life is hard.

by Jurguyz January 14, 2021

Hard

1. Hard (n) ghetto slang for crack cocaine

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2. Hard (adj). Gangster slang for Awesome, cool, amazing. Also "to go hard"

1.Ex: "Wayne does smoke hard sometimes when times get tough"

2.Ex " yo darion this beat you sent me is hard!as fuck(sup.)

Or " yo darion this beat go hard!as fuck(sup.)

by Dang8701 April 16, 2016

Hard no

-absolutely not
-fuck no, fuck that
-you're irrelevant, you just suck
-Gross, ugly, awful, terrible
-Aggressive

"Emily the morning after a night out is a hard no."
"That guy over there is a hard no."
"The way Kaela dances is a hard no."
"Pouring an entire bottle of Zelko vodka on someone's head is a hard no."
"That outfit looks like shit- it's a hard no."

by Darealxtina July 12, 2014

Hard

To be cool

Tupac is hella hard.

by Anonymous January 4, 2003

hard

1. An erection of the penis...
2. What happens to a girl's nipples when she gets cold or has water poured on her tits (like in a wet t-shirt contest)
3. A description of sex

1. "I stay hard throughout my Spanish class cause my teacher's so damn hot."
2. "My nipples are getting hard..."
3. "If you finger me good, I'll do you really hard."

by hornyashell March 28, 2005