The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.

"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."

harboner by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011

Harboe

A intoxicated person, usually a man, who enjoys sex with dead animals after he has killed them. He well use any hole on the body for his guilty pleasure.
(relates to the word "harpoon", a device use to kill whales and other animals.)

Did you here about that sick Harboe on the news?
Oh ya, Bestiality is wrong!

Harboe by Jaketanible November 8, 2009

Pearl Harbored

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.

Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

Pearl Harbored by Eric, Kevin and Alex Yang November 20, 2007

herbover

A herbover is when one has consumed/smoked too much marijuana and wakes up feelin rather "groggy". Similar to a hangover but with weed and not alcohol.
(herbovers are not usually as bad as a hangover, no nausea or headache)

Q. You feelin ok dude man? u look a bit spaced
A. Nah man, got a pure herbover...cant be assed to do owt

herbover by tinhead_s8 March 31, 2009

Pearl Harbored

Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.

"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."

Pearl Harbored by Eduardito October 20, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026