Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
by Shlomoh Geffen December 22, 2006
When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.
My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.
by The Jax August 5, 2009
A Jew who only attends Temple during Hanukkah and Passover. They see this as the only 'mandatory' days to attend. Similar to the Christmas and Easter Christians.
you know Jim, he's a Hanukkah and Passover Jew. Today he's at Temple praying to God and tomorrow he will be eating a huge salami.
by thegeckoj December 3, 2010
A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.
by double90 December 10, 2020
When the blunt you’re chiefing lasts way longer than you think it was going to. That’s when you got yourself a Hanukkah blunt. Just like how the ancient Jews got 8 days of lamp light from 1 day of oil.
Person 1: Can you pass that back?
Person 2: Yeah man, this is a Hanukkah blunt, shit’s still pretty fat.
Person 2: Yeah man, this is a Hanukkah blunt, shit’s still pretty fat.
by Selaney June 7, 2022
A turkey girl that lasted past Christmas, as unexpected and was still cuffed after Christmas Day. A Hanukkah Hoe is much better off without the a-hole she is dating at this point as his true colors have really shown but she is just too dumb to leave.
Hey, is Greg still with turkey girl?
Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.
Yeah, she's a real idiot and turned herself into his Hanukkah Hoe even though he won't make it Facebook official.
by kendallcm December 28, 2016