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The plural of roof for people old enough to read the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language, in fact old enough to know that the real Napoleon was not Dynamite or a brandy.
Hoi polloi live under roofs and civilized men live under rooves.
by Hippolyte September 24, 2009
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The plural of "roof," for people too dumb to know that the real word is "roofs."
It certainly is interesting to compare the shingles on those two rooves.
by Zevez March 26, 2005
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To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!
Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...

Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.

Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!

Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.

Ashley: Exactly :)
by UmJustLikeACircus February 19, 2009
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