Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.
I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.
Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006
The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!
Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"
by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010