The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”
Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade
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term referring to 10 oz Budweiser cans in Southern Maryland, all can beer can be referred to as such but 10 oz bud is the preferred version
The party seemed over until Buddy showed up with a case of Southern Maryland Hand Grenades.
by oldirtybahen June 4, 2011
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A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark November 23, 2005
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The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
by NemesisRed March 18, 2021
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a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!
by helpymcgee1371 February 23, 2011
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A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face
Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.
by NICK-P November 20, 2009
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Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 April 13, 2011
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