When pleasuring yourself by letting hamsters burrow into your anal cavity and one of them gets stuck thus causing a log jam of hamsters in your anus.
Proctologist (looking at X-Ray): Well you've got a pretty nasty hamster jam going on in there. We're gonna have to send a snake up there to clean 'em out.
by DoubleDs22 January 2, 2012
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(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.
by molson622 April 28, 2007
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v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.
s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.
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There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.
There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.
Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"
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NON-BELIEVER "Hamsterdam, that isn't a real place, you mean Amsterdam?"
YOU:"No."
NON-BELIEVER "Hamsterdam, that isn't a real place, you mean Amsterdam?"
YOU:"No."
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