A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.
Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.
by NickGD May 1, 2007
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A word used to describe an action of misfortune.
1. Alex: Dicky boned some rankslut
James: Hammered

2. Alex: The cops just busted my ass for feltching in public
James: Hammered
by PUNK April 8, 2005
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Good Morning guys my hammer is so big it cannot fit inside my pants
by ham dingler December 13, 2009
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A tool used to insert nails into wood. (no pun intended)
Also used by sick minded assholes who are sexually frustrated
by zdfgujhokpl[] April 23, 2013
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A mixed concoction of vodka and Simply Limeade. Also functions as a panty liquidator. Also takes the rape out of date rape.
After just a sip off The Hammer, the female's panties melted.
by Kevin Granderson December 1, 2008
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A mix between a Hypebeast and a Nammer
Hammer example: A person who wears a Stussy crewneck with a Hugo Boss jacket with a Gucci murse and wearing a snapback with raw denim. This person dances and sings, but taxes people at the same time.
by Dahvidddd December 1, 2011
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quite possibly one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Hammer please dont hurt em'
by Mazoo November 5, 2004
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