Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 9, 2010

slamming ham

Late night fornication with a petite skank. Were the filthy animal gets blown out by the ham with the intention to leave her rough, rugged, and raw. A real nice one-night stand.

I had the german soldier marching last night. She was riding the balony pony to heaven; I was slamming ham.

by Rexual B. January 6, 2009

Slamming the ham

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

by central jersey ham slammer January 22, 2013

Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass

i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin

by chilli mac November 24, 2023

scamming ham

Younger men having sex with older women for money.

I just seen Derek got a corvette. He don't have a job so he must be scamming ham again.

by Rutroshaggy December 1, 2015

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008