ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

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ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012

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Straight Pies n Ham

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.

Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

by D-Train91 June 4, 2009

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piece of ham

If a person is described as being a 'piece of ham' they have little if any personality. They are as lifeless, and generally as uninteresting as a piece of ham.

"that girl is about as fun as a piece of ham!"

by tizzzle. July 20, 2009

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