to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich
by DanTheMAn_5643 November 10, 2010
by Chickenlover99 April 19, 2020
When an exceptionally dirty person slaps their cock on another person's face, leaving a trail of grime and slime in the shape of said cock. For added effect, one may place a piece of bread on the "hammed" person's now greasy face.
by Task force master Cooley October 21, 2013
This sexual act is performed when a boy puts his penis between his boy/girlfriend's buttocks, and then proceeding to suck it . It resembles a hot dog. The term "ham sandwich" is created because the boy's penis is the ham, and the buttocks are the two pieces of bread making the sandwich.
by xtremelampshade February 3, 2009
When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
by zsherm February 23, 2007
by kaleb s May 29, 2005
Act of putting your pork(aka Penis) inside of a vagina (especially when it does give resemblance to an ewey gooey cheese sandwich)
Ross was so digusted with his hooker, that looking down at his pork sword, he could only think of a ham and cheese sandwich.
by Cris Kamurai June 19, 2008