Halter Top Day

A term coined by Bill Simmons of ESPN in reference to the day when the weather finally becomes warm enough in a notoriously cold part of the country (i.e. the Northeast) that convertible tops can go down and girls can wear miniskirts and halter tops outdoors. Usually occurs in April.

Halter Top Day is the light at the end of winter's long, dark tunnel.

by TheMick23 March 18, 2011

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

Halter Top

A tall gay man that is a top; also likes choking or being choked.

The Halter Top that came over was a tall drink of water and my neck is still sore.

by J J B. March 10, 2022

Halter top

The act of one tucking their breasts into their pants rather than wearing a shirt ( or bra) for concealment.

Person 1: *so much as breathes*
Person 2: Jossed. What the fuck.
Person 1: *points gun at Person 2* halter top *shoot*
Person 2: *last words* really nogger *dies*
Person 1: actually it’s-
Person 3 who happens to be black: ayo ya can’t say dat shit dass racist I’m black wtf mans

by Delete this account now September 20, 2023

Altar-halter

An action, confession, discovery, or change of appearance that is so extreme that it changes your desire to go through with a marriage.

They were madly in love until he shaved off his facial hair leaving nothing but an 80s pornstar moustache. Such an altar-halter.

by STRICK93 January 26, 2019