haley bornstedt 

the most beautifully crazy down ass woman that walks the planet, she has amazing beauty from the outside in no matter what time of day she is always beautiful even without makeup she is the most caring and understanding girl you could ever hope to get up until you push her too far and she will unload your burdons that have been weighing her down for too long. In the end Haley always calms down and thinks about life with aclearer head and sees the truth and what is most important to her and her loved ones, she is an exceptional lover who is almost always loyal, who is perfect nowdays? she knows who she is with and will strive to help that person in the end because its who she is she loves deeply and wholeheartedly and is an amazing person to help you through any of lifes troubling times because she is so loyal and is a rider till we die and there is no escape from loving her its a life you will never want to end.

Haley Bornstedt: Is the brightest star in this universe of dim bulbs or the perfect drug I hope I overdose on when its my time to leave this world

haley bornstedt by somedumbassthatstillstuckonher April 15, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012