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Hairy Clam 

Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.

Did she show you the hairy clam?
Hairy Clam by ClamMeister February 8, 2009
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Hairy Clam 

an unshaven vulva
as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam
Hairy Clam by John R December 3, 2003

Hairy Clam 

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.
Hairy Clam by Ron J September 29, 2003

hairy clam roll 

Unshaved dirty pussy
That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll
hairy clam roll by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.
"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"
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