Hairy Clam

Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.

Did she show you the hairy clam?

Hairy Clam by ClamMeister February 8, 2009

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Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

Hairy Clam by John R December 3, 2003

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Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

Hairy Clam by Ron J September 29, 2003

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hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

hairy clam roll by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

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spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

spearing the hairy clam by Freda May 22, 2014

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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