Hairy Clam

Pussy. When a girl's pussy has black labia minora (inner lips), they resemble the color and texture of part of a little neck clam. Add some pubic hair and you have a hairy clam.

Did she show you the hairy clam?

Hairy Clam by ClamMeister February 8, 2009

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Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

Hairy Clam by John R December 3, 2003

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Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

Hairy Clam by Ron J September 29, 2003

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hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

hairy clam roll by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

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spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

spearing the hairy clam by Freda May 22, 2014

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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