Hairy Beary

A small Hispanic boy that we all know and love that will eat the loli pussy so good that there none left for the rest of the family.

That nigga is one Hairy Beary, know what i'm sayin?

by CatDisc October 16, 2016

Sticky hairy

Foreign cum infested pubes during intercourse

Hey Fred can we get a “sticky hairy” tonight?

by Sticky hairy April 11, 2022

Hairy Loofa

When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.

dave- you scrub the gooch?"

you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"

by deeznutz123456 June 30, 2011

Hairy Hamersly

Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.

"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-

"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."

Damn Hairy Hamersly.

by idgafaurbandictionaryname August 28, 2011

hairy shitfit

The act of freaking out. Its a shitfit but a bit worse because its more of a hairy situation that can't be controlled.

Oh god she's drunk again and having a hairy shitfit. God help us all.

by jimmybomm August 10, 2020

Hairy-Igloo

Verb.
The act of soaking and enclosing a woman's vagina with fresh wet pubes where you then flash freeze in order to form the igloo. You then climax in the igloo and poke a hole to let the bodily fluids release the steam. It feels amazing :).

The nurse I slept with was sooo freaky that she hairy-igloo'd herself and made me fuck her icy bush. Despite how extremely disturbing and weird it sounds, it felt so surreal.

by Hairyigloosenpai July 14, 2018

hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men

bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth

by tazzy2 January 2, 2014