hayden's dick 

a dick so powerful hats even looking at Hayden himself even a man will become pregnantr

son how did you become pregnant "Hayden's dick"

hayden's dick by tallman 76 April 3, 2022

Hayden's Ass 

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.

Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.

Hayden's Ass by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Hade's Kiss

The intense burning sensation you experience on your butthole when you poop after digesting really spicy food.

I was unlucky enough to receive Hade's Kiss this morning. The buffalo wings last night were not worth it.

Hade's Kiss by XORtease April 27, 2015

Haven's Sister's Vagina 

A dark hole from which your penis cannot escape from and will never be seen again.

The pit from the movie "Army Of Darkness" before Bruce Campell fell in pretty much sums up Haven's Sister's Vagina

Haven's Sister's Vagina by Efren The Retarded Rabbit October 18, 2009

Hazen's Law 

Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.

Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.

Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.

Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.

Hazen's Law by Barfolamew November 10, 2012

Haden Style 

Gay Anal Sex. It's as simple as that

I heard Donald likes it Haden Style

Haden Style by joe bloggs January 20, 2005

hayden S 

a boy who is going 2 prep.
has the ability to come up with dirty and possibly mean jokes at any time
loves grls named sage (especially met on spring break)

It is not very possible that Hayden will ever be over 5 ft tall...

hayden S by .g.u.y. May 2, 2005