No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 04, 2010

No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

by nollysk8 December 13, 2009

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

No hablo taco

Used against brown people to make fun of them and sound racist.

Brown friend: Hi
Retard friend: Sorry no hablo taco

by Coolmexicano October 19, 2018

El hombre hablo

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2:

Person 10: El hombre hablo

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

me no hablo engles

Actual translation is “I don’t speak English” or something like that, but it’s a phrase used and said by friends in response to when their friend says something that’s supposedly in English but it makes no sense whatsoever.

Friend 1: “spouts some gibberish in “English””

Friend 2: “me no hablo engles” in lil baby’s voice

by 21SAVAGEFORTNITETTV March 11, 2025