h.o.o.p.

Hands off our penis’s

H.o.o.p. Thots

by Reese fucking titties January 9, 2019

w h o o p s

so bad you know you fucked up

*drops there custom made 'shoot the fucking DJ' green day mug and breaks it*
maRIE; w h o o p s i shot the fucker down

by marie.issa.mf.hot.cheeto September 1, 2018

H.O.P.

Hold on Playa, as made famous by Deion Sanders #21 Greatest Cornerback/Returner of all time.

I spot my friend cash @ the Stripclub, said he has cash @ home. Later drop him off says thanks 4 ride, goodnight. H.O.P.

by Charrito de Oro January 23, 2011

H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.

"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"

by alwaysthat November 5, 2006

H.O.P

An acronym for Hang-over Poo. The shits which often come along with a beasty hangover.

Dude i got the worst hangover ever! Had 6 H.O.Ps so far!

by Jem=] August 9, 2007

H.O.P.S

Hindrance of Progress and Success

While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.

Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."

by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010

H.O.P.

(H.O.P.) is the acronym for (Hint Of Penis), qualified by a female who may, in fact, not be so female.

"Yeah, Lady GAGA has a bit of the H.O.P."

by Dr. Gonzo's Garbonzo Beans April 19, 2010