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h-e-double hockey sticks 

a way to say hell in front of adults
what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

H-E-Double hockey sticks 

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!
H-E-Double hockey sticks by Magny January 18, 2012

H-E double hockey sticks 

Long way politically correct (not really) way of saying "hell". Adults often use this term to avoid children from picking up the word "hell".
Ross: "DANGER!"
Rachel: "What the H-E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS, Ross?!"
Ross: "unagi."

h e double hockey sticks 

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell
Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026