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the best city in Texas.. also 4th largest in country and no its not really a town for all you people from NY who think we are... TEXAS IS DA HOME OF THE PLAYAS N PIMPS.. if u lookin for cowboys and shit search Oklahoma/o
yo b u heard bout the all star game in H town
H town by Julio D April 11, 2006
"D-town" & the "Alamo City" don't have shit on H-town. Respect is shown to the H-town from the dirty.
h town by Haterzerasingmyshits November 1, 2003
the largest city in texas, and the funkiest city in all the land.
you hate texas? thats mainly cause you live in dallas with those faggots, and bitches, I feel sorry for you. get your ass down to the texas coast or anywhere outside dallas or collin county
h town by milkshake January 20, 2005
h town by Anonymous June 25, 2003
A slang abbreviation of the fattest city in America, Houston.
Dan- Hey, so I decided to go to h town tomorrow.
Oprah- Oh, really?
Dan - Yeah! Im gonna have a great time in the fattest city in America!
h town by kevlarorc January 27, 2007
Slang for Hemet, CA, which is home to elderly people, child molesters, and a Wal-Mart.
"Hey Carlos, did you here that Beth's kid was molested in H Town? Yup, by an elderly man inside the Wal-Mart restroom of all places!"
h town by Necro Nancy January 5, 2007