The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.

In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.

"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.

Gummy bear by urglegurgle November 30, 2009

gummy bear

a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.

man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.

gummy bear by saigo yami March 11, 2014

Gummy Bear

The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.

Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.

Gummy Bear by albundy November 26, 2009

Gummy bear

A wonderful person you won't ever forget they saw the light in you when you couldn't see it for yourself..a beacon they will be your dream they are perfectly amazing ..it's true

Gummy bear I'll always love you

Gummy bear by Rollin thunder November 20, 2018

gummy bear

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with no teeth.

Todd got a job at the nursing home so he could get a few gummy bears from the residents.

gummy bear by ToddGeoff May 21, 2008

Gummy Bear

A slang term for when you're earning your red wings, and you come across a big juicy blood clot.

Mmmmm, this pussy is so good. The cinnamon copper flavored gummy bears are so deliciously chewy.

Gummy Bear by Princess Amira July 14, 2015