a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
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a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.

many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes

"I think my crotch is sticking out."

"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."

"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."

"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."

"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."

"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."

"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."

Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.

Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
by figure.skater June 18, 2011
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A Man's name in Italiano. Means like Gill in english. Also means "I drive" which might explain why foreigners tend to term all Italiano men as Guido. Perhaps because most Italiano men are Mario Andretti race car wanabes.
When driving between Rome and Naples, one will encounter the indigenous Guido in large numbers. They are reckless and dangerous, but when they are not driving they are pretty cool.
by Roberto Franceschielo October 13, 2005
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A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
guidos are fantastic human beings.
by anthony lom. November 28, 2005
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A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * October 25, 2005
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A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido
by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008
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A disgrace and embrassment to the Italian people and culture and people who live in New Jersey and New York.
Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 09, 2011
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