guge

N. A weak wimpy person. A guge is someone that talks shit but runs from a fight. A snitch or narc. A fag.

Marcus is a guge.
Suck monkey balls you fucking guge!

by Rhyannon June 18, 2004

Guge

Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.

Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”

by I <3 GUGE April 09, 2021

Guge

Spectacular, or fantstic. Usually used to describe a person or personal characteristic.

Covert, don't you think Dan is Guge?

by Copuboy October 12, 2007

Mommy Guge

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

Guge Load

A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.

I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.

by Chindern February 26, 2009

Guge

Any person with a misspelled word in a finished permanent tattoo. Example " Only God can Guge (Judge)me !"
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Buddy, you better check the dictionary you don't want to be a Guge.

by Never Orwellian December 03, 2018

guge hang

A squad of true friends that will always have each other's back, the only people that you can truly trust in life.

I love you joel and grant we the guge hang

by Wabblewubble March 13, 2017