guge

N. A weak wimpy person. A guge is someone that talks shit but runs from a fight. A snitch or narc. A fag.

Marcus is a guge.
Suck monkey balls you fucking guge!

by Rhyannon June 18, 2004

Guge

Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.

Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”

by I <3 GUGE April 9, 2021

Guge

Spectacular, or fantstic. Usually used to describe a person or personal characteristic.

Covert, don't you think Dan is Guge?

by Copuboy October 12, 2007

Mommy Guge

The mother of Guge. Without Mommy Guge, Guge would suffer… Die a horrible death, no one wants that!

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”

by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

Guge Load

A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.

I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.

by Chindern February 26, 2009

Guge

Alternate word for dude

What's up my guge.

That guge stole my taco

Jim: sup my guge
Vlad: Nothing much, what about you my guge?

by FuckYouDion January 28, 2020

guge hang

A squad of true friends that will always have each other's back, the only people that you can truly trust in life.

I love you joel and grant we the guge hang

by Wabblewubble March 13, 2017