Guge, pronounced Goo-gee is a mythical creature who, as the name suggests, Guge is a Gnu, Unicorn, giraffe, and Ermine combo.
Person 1: “OOooOOOoo that Guge is super sexy!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”
Person 2: “I know right! I love Guge!!! He’s so sexy uwu”
Person 69: “GUGE FOR PRESIDENT!!”
by I <3 GUGE April 09, 2021

by Copuboy October 12, 2007

N. A weak wimpy person. A guge is someone that talks shit but runs from a fight. A snitch or narc. A fag.
by Rhyannon June 18, 2004

Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021

A gigantically huge cumshot, usually executed in the missionary or doggie-style position, and often includes the cumshot landing on the the recipient's face or the back of their head.
I was fucking her doggie and pulled out to shoot my guge load all over the back of her head and ass.
by Chindern February 26, 2009

A squad of true friends that will always have each other's back, the only people that you can truly trust in life.
by Wabblewubble March 13, 2017

What's up my guge.
That guge stole my taco
Jim: sup my guge
Vlad: Nothing much, what about you my guge?
That guge stole my taco
Jim: sup my guge
Vlad: Nothing much, what about you my guge?
by FuckYouDion January 28, 2020
