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guernica 

A painting by Picasso and one of the best fucking songs by Brand New.
guernica by Shaquanna July 10, 2005
a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.
girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"

Guernatron

A 'Guernatron' is a heavy pills, ketamine and MDMA taker, it refers to the 'Guerning' experienced while high on pills.
See GUERNING.
Person A: Mate, Im guerning =S

Person B: God! Your such a Guernatron!
Guernatron by ARGoode January 26, 2009

Guernsey 

1. One of the Channel Islands.
2. Better than Jersey hands down.
3. 60, 000 people clinging to a rock...
4. A breed of cow, white with toffee-coloured splodges
5. A type of knitted pullover

People from Guernsey are called Guerns or Gurns, or more officially Guernseymen or Guernesias/e. Most speak English (many very badly) with a few exceptional word and structure variations (eg "I'm to Vazon, me" - "I'm at Vazon").
1. "I'm going to Guernsey on holiday."
2. "Guernsey is better than Jersey at football"
3. "Its difficult to describe Guernsey..."
4. "This milk comes from Guernseys".
5. "My grandmother, she knits Guernseys for us each Christmas, her"
Guernsey by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
You are a Guerin.
You must be from the Guerin Family.
You are sexy like a Guerin.
Guerin by Simon Guerin October 25, 2006

guerindude1 

1) The biggest retard ever
2) Worst Youtuber ever
3) Short, bald, ugly, Irish kid
4) Jesse will never like him
Person 1: Hey were you with Guerindude1 yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah and I almost died
Person 1: Did he ask Jesse out?
Person 2: Yeah he did and she HARD rejected him.
guerindude1 by VT Steals April 19, 2019