ground rule double

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.

I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.

by Dismukes March 14, 2004

ground rule double

When a male cannot have an erection he inserts his testicles in to the vagina instead.

i was so drunk i had to give her the ground rule double.

by Ian Floetl September 01, 2005

ground rule double

Jacking off while you take a dump.

I almost hit 3 ground rule doubles last night!

by the baseball king March 12, 2011

Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

by gabulldogs123 July 28, 2008

Ground rule double

When a chick (accidently) touches you with her boobs.

Guy: That chick just totally ground rule double'd my shoulder for a good 5 seconds.

Dude: Awesome.

by Dref321 October 04, 2009

Ground Rule Double

Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.

Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"

Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"

Mel: "LOLS"

by BerkeleyStudentFoodCollective September 23, 2011

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. March 16, 2011