Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 3, 2013

gristle effect

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

by griss February 14, 2006

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester February 23, 2014

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD April 20, 2011

gristle/grissle

Grislte means Weed, marijuana

A...you wanna hit this gristle?
You want to hit this gristle?
You wanna buy some gristle/grissle?

by SwtBaby June 25, 2006

gristle stick

the male reproductive organ......PENIS!

holy shit dianielle he has a huge gristle stick!

by Wesley123 January 22, 2007

Beef Gristle Mill

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.

Let's go to the Beef Gristle Mill.

by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 29, 2020